So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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