Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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