some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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