How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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