Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
