do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It's not a walk of shame if you run
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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