You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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