we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Randomize
