Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
