sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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