I cockslap morals
this just has baby written all over it
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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