We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Boobs speak an international language.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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