True but thats because hes a fetus.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Too much gin, very little bucket
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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