How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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