But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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