Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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