what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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