My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
