Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
