Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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