Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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