we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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