did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
