i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he fucked my hip out of place.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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