Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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