In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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