how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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