Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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