think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
