i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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