I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
this is an emotional support booty call
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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