don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Randomize
