There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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