we have officially lost it.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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