The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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