I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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