I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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