Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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