Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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