Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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