he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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