What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
