Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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