I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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