Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
