whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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