wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
