lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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