She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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