Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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