no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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