I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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